I am Jason Phillips. One of my many alter-egos is Johann Sebastian Flapsandwich. And this is his website. It won’t be here too long as i plan to kill him.
He’s been around for about 7 years. He produced all of the music for techno-punk band Sicknote. He also remixed loads of songs which are free up on his soundcloud. He’s a little round pink quim ninja thing. His time is almost up.