I am Jason Phillips. One of my many alter-egos is Johann Sebastian Flapsandwich. And this is his website. It won’t be here too long as i plan to kill him.

He’s been around for about 7 years. He produced all of the music for techno-punk band Sicknote. He also remixed loads of songs which are free up on his soundcloud. He’s a little round pink quim ninja thing. His time is almost up.

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  1. If you plan to be a book heroine, this means that you must eat all the time,
    except when you’re not eating, and then you should be thinking
    about eating. If I knew how to bake cookies, I
    would do that and send over a care package but Im much better
    at telling jokes so I go there and entertain, shake hands and thank the men and women who serve our country.
    After you do all this, you are ready to start performing in front of
    people for money.


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